That depends. Lyrabar, the port city with a seedy criminal underbelly is at the southernmost point of Impiltur, on the northern shore of the Sea of Fallen Stars.

The Flying City Lyrabar and its counterpart the Sunken City exist only in my campaign’s Faerûn

My 300 year old gnome wizard has made it to level 20 six times now, mastering each of the schools of magic before returning to Candlekeep to study the next (and lose all his levels through decades of inactivity)

He’s on divination now, and assuming he doesn’t die during this campaign, he’ll finally master necromancy within the next century

There’s an entire map full of cool place names begging you to customize them. Lyrabar, a port city with a seedy criminal underbelly? Boring. Lyrabar, the city in the sky, held in place by chains forged in an alliance between the dwarves and the giants? Now we’re talking

For someone who hasn’t DMd before, a premade adventure makes it a hell of a lot easier to learn how to structure it. For someone who has DMd before, a premade adventure makes running the game a lot easier

I compare it to using MechJeb in KSP. If you can’t do without it, use it. If you can do without it but you want to save the time and energy, use it.

I’ll sooner murder a marketing executive

Not always an option. Sometimes reaching for your phone to turn it off will get you killed. Just don’t use biometrics.

So proton will only give users’ information to governments if the government calls the user a terrorist. Good thing governments don’t just throw that word around willy-nilly!

If he picked Lightning Bolt he could hit everyone in that entire line with minimal collateral damage

I wonder if Tencent would have hired the Pinkertons to steal cards from someone

You’re right, he made that switch May 23rd, 1856. Started killing demons long before he died.

John Brown started out on the left, but after he died he followed the confederates to Hell and became the one on the right

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I’ve literally never used the word “literally” unironically in my life

Just to complete the fun fact, the way to kill a golem is to erase the א leaving מת, which translates to “dead”

When you fail the history check, and recall your teacher mentioning something about Karsus’s Pulley in the year -339 DR. “Can’t for the life of me remember how he managed to kill magic with the thing…”

Saying “Bill pisses me off because he’s white.” is an entirely different conversation.

It’s super fucking not, friend. If you define racism as something that doesn’t apply to white people specifically, then you have a point, but “racism is when one is prejudiced against someone because of their race” is a much more usable definition than anything that involves socioeconomics, and I struggle to think of a better word to describe hating Bill for his race.

Prejudice + power describes institutional racism very well, but interpersonal racism doesn’t necessarily involve power dynamics.

Germans are quite high on the cultural sensitivity list. Don’t want them declaring war on the entire world again, after all

Drow are Australian, on account of the land they come from

What if I use a pulley?

I wanted to burn this thing the moment I saw it, and it took me a few seconds to figure out why