I’m going to run this in a hannah Montana linux vm, boot a live disc, then try and recover.

Linux puzzle edition

If my players said that from this image the spear would suddenly become a pretty sick magic item.

It’s also cursed though, like the one ring, to cause jealousy and greed

My wild magic bardbarian may not be very useful, but I love him

If I had a 3d printer making negatives of the baddies a before casting them in chocolate, cake, or marshmallow would be wild.

On a budget like I am I’m certain I could do something with cookies to make some or carve a marshmellow down, slime out of jello, etc. I’ve done 3d trees, but could also make my mini peanut butter cookies and use icing to paint the monster to be a token.

Cheese would be a good medium as well however. Fuck man, I could do a three course dnd session. Charcuterie shiskabandits? Cheese pants, meat shirt, and a grape head all held with a toothpick?

This would be fantastic for a kid, or very kid like adults. Ant on a log direwolf? Strands of twisted liqurice as tentacles for a rope or an abolyth? More ideas are welcome

God dahm I kinda want to do that next time I run assault on gumdrop mountain. I don’t know if any of the PCs would actually eat during that specific campaign though lol

Oh wow! Now they’ll have to make sure their shareholders are profiting and happy keeping them in mind for all decisions. No worries though, they gave ‘us’ first shot at it! So If some massive multimillion dollar company who’s sole motivation is profit comes in and buys more than we could ever really it’s our fault for being poor.

What a non-scummy way to announce a public offering. Stating that we, the good people, can give them more free money while they take upward of 5 years to deliver something you may not even find valuable at that time. Will we be able to upgrade our shares in four years in order to get the updated version by paying more under vague threats that we’ll recieve nothing if we don’t pay up? I wonder if it’ll include a bunch of proprietary firmware and software when it releases even though we all payed for a fully FOSS product? When we try to sell the share will they say “sorry, we’ve updated our policy, you aren’t allowed to get your money back”?

Never tried the simple apps but these look sick. Glad someone picking up the reigns after it died

They get way too into it and start keeping track of how much of their “seed they’ve spread” in an attempt to create a new army of children. As for child support, nobody uses their gold anyway

Mastadon had a similar issue before the blowup. It’s not possible to stop in a completely open source and federated service. By design, anybody can join in, and create a new instance to do with as they please

If you want to make it better we need more servers that block this trash, and who have larger user-bases than the current ones. Create quality content on reasonable instances, advertise these sites, and bring other creators in

If you’re looking for a group online the lfg subreddit is the place to go. Most people there are very welcoming of new players, and you can catch on quick through play.

Sadly the LFG here on lemmy is lacking, I’ve been trying to get a group going for a while with no luck, so currently reddits the only real option for online dnd

No. No you won’t. Into the cage you go