Slim fast makes you phat

Need slim fast for the brain

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Waiting on our useless government to regulate privacy rights

No they’re being boycotted because of this kind of behavior.

X marks the fascist

This stuff scares me.with all the sneaky ass companies hoarding DNA, it becomes too easy to frame someone. This kind of shit doesn’t help either.

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SmartTV: This customer loves watching Balance of Nature ads

Me: fuck balance of nature I fucking hate those stupid scammy ads!

Yes you can have a second installed in your butt as backup

This reminds me of Trump’s contribution to covid " uh can’t you just flash light on it, or drink chlorine?". Just truly brilliant people having world changing ideas. "We’ll surgically implant chips into brains… ignore the dead chimps

Google keeps improving chrome /s

Eye drops are made of feet!

This is like one of those things republicans say during election season, then get back to doing nothing but funneling tax funds to donors.

Getting to the Klux of the matter

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Option 3: uninstall

Badgers never skip leg day

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Also the chimp will watch everything you do and call it in on a cellphone.