

So it’s not certain that 9.5 years will pass in the next decade, if you do relativity shenanigans?
Planning optimizing and glitching my way dowm the highway to hell.
Pro tip: there’s a great wall you almost can’t avoid clipping through in liberalism–gets you most of the way there.
Pronouns: I/me/my–please don’t refer to me.
Irony poisoned enough to give you cancer from 300 feet away.
So it’s not certain that 9.5 years will pass in the next decade, if you do relativity shenanigans?
‘Yes but this planet is on a much longer orbit and its [time it takes to orbit] is the same, so it must be moving much faster then the one you’re teleporting to, where…’
Depends how gonzo you get with the fantasy, the setting’s cosmology, and whether your gm is an engineer who does relativity math.
Note the 17.
Yes, ill bring draino and cesium chips!
Exactly. I wasnt quite that good, I usually did best when we decided to send a message at the end of a session and spent an hour optimizing it–i haven’t played a rules heavy game since i was a kid.
Yes but that’s not part of the limits, is it?
I always just used German.
An app that creates birds to identify.
Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.
A calendar I can actually remember to use
A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.
A web browser that doesn’t suck!
Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.
It’s an attempt to introduce some hint of the core gimmick of ‘blades in the dark’; a game that keeps the action moving by making you do all your planning in flashbacks–like a heist movie.
Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?
Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?
I would love enchanted apps.
The facial recognition would be done by whoever they send footage to.
Wouldn’t be shocked about the hardware addresses though.