While anyone else would indeed be more competent, they wouldn’t have the same cult-like following which I think is needed

I’ve tried it before, but I’ve been told that when I shave my head I look as if I’m on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I’ve got.

They do that because it’s becoming so rare that otherwise their friends will not believe you when you say you saw a Canadian cross the border.

When I do your “men’s boots” test, it looks like I get better results using Qwant, which is European.

You didn’t have to build an expensive space telescope for that, you could’ve just asked me.