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this season on Black Mirror, we re-write the first episode of Torchwood (the one where they briefly reanimate dead people to ask them how they died)

yes it does seem that way, but have you considered that maybe we should just all give all of our money to Microsoft and then just die of poverty? It would make their reports look so much nicer.

holy shit I’m so glad I got out of I.T.
What the fuck is any of that

I’m surprised John Cage didn’t sue over it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3

I’ve come up with a few novel ideas that were pretty bad, and I have never discussed them online out of caution of someone actually running with them.

and play music from Super Monkey Ball in the background

If you have exactly the right flavour of British accent, “endure” and “law” almost rhyme.

Deezer is pretty decent.

“WITNESS ME, LEOPARD!!!” - that dude