Fonzie!

oh its a car joke ffs

pay someone else to build their character, and then not know how to play it.

This 100% sounds like how he’s handling Xitter.

What’s… What’s GM camaro?

What is the difference? I don’t think I see it.

Alright, gotcha! Thanks!

Coincidentally, also their Intelligence scores.

Ah I thought you’d sick four of these onto four players, that might be a bit much 😅

But four players against two of these snails should be more than doable!

And ready actions in D&D 5E

Power Word: Slay

Sounds about right.

AC 16, 12 HP

That’s more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy

You don’t happen to have spots left…?

At least there’s one with spells: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7847cfOrt68

Yep, it’s at the spot for 20!

That sounds about the same as having a human as ranger pet.

Sauce: https://x.com/WomaninRedx/status/1790903290131079661

Also, don’t do pineapple armour, kids; this happens due to a Leidenfrost effect. The ball is hot enough to instantly vapourise water from the skin, insulating it with a thin layer of vapour. A less hot ball would damage it more, and so would fire.

Oh man thanks for reminding me AG exists! They’re amazing!

Thanks for the source!

Oh, there seems to be no pineapple video but these are entertaining nonetheless!

Oath of the Open Sea has that.

And shouldn’t have carried loot, either.