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MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.

Yes! This! 🤩🙇🏽‍♂️

Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽

One, I would spell it “Miike’s” to avoid infringement, and accuracy in pronunciation of the legendary wizard’s name: “mee-EE-kay”. The spell itself is a sweet-citrus-blend of Create Water and Mold Earth with an offensive option repel when upcast using Con as a save vs. stun 1rnd.

Any sign of that OGL fuckery bubbling back up yet?

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FFS. 🤦🏽‍♂️

This is a bot posting as “organic” content. Chances are, it’s WotC behind this BS, per usual.

The downvotes are by people I would clearly hate to have at my table, and the infantile selfism at the core of their justification is despicable.

But wow I do not really want to play with him.

To be fair, he’s “playing” as much as someone texting America’s Got Talent is on the judges panel. He’s a glorified audience member that’s taking up a seat, and I highly doubt the rest of the table feel as nonchalant about this petulant no-effort view of his.

That’s spelled Illithid, cupcake. Sit down.

Right? The “cold shoulder” look is way more Tzeentch than Cthulhu. Fuckin’ casuals.

In all sincerity, how are those four points separate items?

Of course they cheaped out and hid it behind a nose guard. Fuckin’ Hasbro.

You’re a “patron of a crafter”? I’m unaware of any transactional element to this situation, and if there is no money changing hands, then you’re selling yourself short. You, as much as anyone at the table, per se, are just as much an equal contributor to the game itself and your individual enjoyment of such, with just as much a say in how that comes about.

In a perfect world, you should be able to bring this up with the group and be recognized for the courage and trust in their friendship (much less, the maturity) it takes to do so. If that’s not how it shakes out, the table clearly isn’t for you and you’d be better off continuing your search for a game worth your time & effort.

If, after all this, the DM is paid for their time? Get a fuckin’ refund.

A master craftsman doesn’t blame their tools.

Either advocate for your interests or get right with the fact that you failed to. It’s no one else’s responsibility to read your mind, especially when they’re having a good time otherwise and possibly have no clue that you’re bottling it up.

The DotM is an inanimate object and doesn’t do shit. People do. So, do something.

It’s a fun read, but just in case someone could use a click-saving tl;dr: KibblesTasty FTW once again. 🙇🏽‍♂️🤘🏽

I’d like to honor your genuine attempt to “fix” a clearly broken system that hasn’t had any meaningful impetus toward change/update in generations, so here’s to the (unintentional?) nod to nearly any other system that came out of the 90s (or was inspired by them).

That said, bringing 5e to the table is just as complicit in the corporate takeover of our storytelling hobby as anti-proxy MtG is suffocating the synergistic creativity at the heart of its system.

It’s all about profit, and always has been.

If you don’t like alignment, do yourself a favor and play just about anything else. Go. Explore. It’s how ThAC0 died. We can kill this, too, but it’s gotta start with their bottom line.

Fuck. Off.

NGL, this guy is growing on me. 😜🤘🏽

Calling someone a cock, and even rightfully so, does not make them a person.