The wikipedia article on humans is written like this and fun to read:

“Humans’ thinner body hair and more productive sweat glands help avoid heat exhaustion while running for long distances.”

“During sleep humans dream, where they experience sensory images and sounds”

“Humans commit violence on other humans at a rate comparable to other primates, but have an increased preference for killing adults, infanticide being more common among other primates.”

What’s a wanky? I’ve been here for a while and that one’s new to me.