I was riding my motorcycle (wearing my high-vis jacket as always) downtown one time and right as I was pulling up to a red light this guy steps off the sidewalk and makes a beeline for the front of bike. I’m sitting there trying to figure out what the fuck this guy is up to, is he going to ask for money, is he going to try to steal my bike, do I need to be ready for a fight? He walks right up to me and yells so I can hear him through my full face helmet “are you really smart, or does your jacket just make you look bright?” Then he just walks off back to the sidewalk. I went from adrenaline pumping high alert to almost falling off my bike laughing.