They belong to the list of things that need to be completely eradicated from the planet, the fucking bloodsucking, buzzing little bastards.

Elon would buy it if he was capable of getting a rocket to the moon.

They discovered this in the 70’s. Lyall Watson’s Supernature documented plant reactions, even when cutting a leaf taken from the plant. It may not have been the most rigorous science, I don’t know. But it did encourage thinking outside the box for ways to attempt to learn about the natural world.

That’s kind of American, TBH.

That’s still 1,695,652,173 trees per year (78,000,000,000/46 years).

“In all seriousness, how?”

How many heart attacks per waffle house is that?

He’s not wrong. I’d be surprised if we had any more than 2,000 years left, the way things are going. And most of that is time taken for the small groups scattered across the planet after the bigger catastrophies to die off.

We’re on our way to Mr Fusion, folks!

“Geneticist hate her, but this one cool trick … !”

So if people ask it a question, it just tells them their account has been suspended?