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22 days agoSing, drink, fight, and fuck (without discrimination). Bards are the punks of the fantasy world.


Sing, drink, fight, and fuck (without discrimination). Bards are the punks of the fantasy world.


The paladin

Sir Molotov of Cocktail.

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.
Conan the Bardbarian? Unfortunately this version doesn’t actually kill, only solicits murder for hire.