Xariphon

I would laugh my ass off if she did.

And of course she goes about it in the most adorable way possible.

Poor bean.

They also meow.

They don’t have the right vocal structure to roar. So they make cat sounds.

They also purr.

I thought it was “at which the lobsters die.”

So they’re just actually pushing malware now?

Of course something this adorable is ahdok.

Cuuute!! I’ve missed my random doses of goblin adorableness.

I’ve never tried PF2e. 1e changed a lot from 3.5 in ways I strongly disliked, so I never really played much of it or tried 2e.

Just joined! Ty.

Seriously. I gave it an honest shot, but it feels like nothing but an anemic shadow of 3.5.

Like. I played 3.5 when it was new and had almost nothing in it, and there was still more in it than there is in 5e.

… Is Sundering not a thing anymore?

I also miss ahdok. I need more huggable goblin shenanigans in my life!

I find in practice that I prefer d20hero/mutants and masterminds over GURPS. It has all the same flexibility but WILDLY less math.

I love Old WoD games. Vampire less so, but Werewolf, Mage, and Demon: the Fallen are among favorites ever.

Mage: the Ascension. It’s the only system I’ve ever played where I really felt like I knew MAGIC, rather than just a handful of pre-scripted tricks.

The thing that really impressed me was just how much D&D was in it. Down to being able to easily identify individual spells.

And you can’t just name-drop Szass Tam and not follow through on that…

New Konsi comic!!

New Konsi comic!!

Not sure if it still exists in 5e but back in my day there was a skill that would allow you to activate a magic item you normally couldn’t, including spoofing your alignment.

So a CG trickster cleric could conceivably BS the candle into letting her get its benefits. Including being able to Gate in a Genie…

Edit: Also, if it’s sitting around in a red dragon’s collection, it probably doesn’t match his alignment, or he would’ve just used it himself.