Both, but especially the latter 😄

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

I considered it, but the word substitution probably makes it more or less impossible to guess based on an image alone lol

It is heh. I found it by duckduckgo image searching for something that would fit the text lol

Some mods let you play aa a ghoul, making you just as functionally immortal as an elf, if slightly less pretty.

So yeah, making fun of immortals for only being lvl 7 works in the Fallout universe too 😁

Monster fucker from tumblr

As long as it’s not a door…

Favorite porn of both Vincent Adultman and Zapp Brannigan: Girls Gone Sexual

Nah, you’re thinking of a coupe.

A coup is a liquid meal, sometimes useful for art if you’re weird enough.

Bad idea. People would get a negative Pavlovian reaction to puppies after a while.

Imagine walking down the street, seeing a puppy and immediately getting annoyed! That’s no way to live, man! 😄

That sounds so weird out of context 😄

The part about not being able to see the sun is almost certainly true, though, and the usual premise of the riddle is that one of them ONLY tells the truth and one ONLY lies.

As such, either you’re in something as implausible as a dungeon with a skylight or that guard is the truth teller.

I thought the E was for Egbert 🤷

Fun fact: “Ow, fuck!” also happens to be the last words of beloved children’s author Roald Dahl

I prefer a Brother pool. Much less fuckery than with HP.

Idk what’s a dite.

It’s a site, except with a typo lol

So the gaming site/high score connection wasn’t intended? Oh well 🤷

This is the worst one I’ve been subjected to so far. Was on some gaming-related site, don’t remember which one

Been looking for a decent keyboard app, gonna try this out for sure 🙂