This looks like the original:

It’s a classic for a reason! I don’t think many modern movies capture the same style of humor, but I second Life of Brian.

They’re not British, but if you haven’t seen all the Mel Brooks classics, I consider them close enough too.

I wonder if DMs start as the first and slowly transition into the second one.

An elven midlife crisis.

But he’s so happy.

I remember doing something similar with gnomes!

Once I was high level enough to solo it, I would offer to run groups of low-level gnomes through Deadmines. But only gnomes. The reactions were priceless.

I take the sword of Duquesne!

I just read the article and will definitely be watching the video when I can. What a wild story.

Excuse me, what kind of technology…?

It looks like one of those plastic desk organizer things. They usually have various slots for pens, post-it notes, etc.

Does this help?

I’m hoping for the same thing. I can’t wait to DM for my kids one day!

I don’t know, immediately robbing the victim and then fleeing the scene is pretty suspicious…

He died doing what he loved. Stealing bread.

Roll for constitution, or be hexed for 4-6 hours.

Hey, they’re not flaky, they’re just on their mandated break. And then on strike.

I don’t know if Eldritch Blast is actually a unique color, but in my head it has always been an eerie shade of purple or green.

Liftoff handles this amazingly. I can comment from this account…

So, from memory there has been:

• This recent attack
• Regular DDOS attacks
• Frequent attempts to spam community creation
• That one time the instance got hacked and set to redirect to shock sites

Am I missing anything?

This seems like more than just a few trolls. Maybe someone really doesn’t want to see user-owned social media take off.