Party in the front, thumb in the back. I can dig it.

Can you grow a beard? I had a couple of years after shaving where I looked like a thumb, but a beard changed everything.

My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.

Is that your friend?

I mean, yeah. But getting a couple of tubes inside them snipped was pretty easy.