A blight brought on by mystical means beyond the control of the hapless out of town merchant who invoked them solely for the opportunity to corner the market with his trove of inferior beer he couldn’t sell elsewhere. Once the players figure out the merchant is responsible, it becomes apparent there’s a far greater threat in the supernatural causes of the blight and they now must face off with them.

Similarly “The DM rolls the dice because it sounds good. Occasionally the dice tell an amazing story, unfortunately the DM must always tell an amazing story.”

So glad they censored fre*king. I almost had to read a minced oath.

I thought about that, and while there’s probably some value in diversifying the approaches, I’d worry about the potential backlash of people thinking anyone trashing a company is a bot.

I think the key to success is making it memetically hilarious to be incredibly toxic towards any company.

Fuck those pieces of shit they can huff my farts!

I think we gotta shift social media to be wildly hostile to every and any company. We gotta bully companies such that it’s risky business to advertise on social media.

Social media can never truly belong to the people as long as advertisers wanna use it for their own means. We gotta get mean and indiscriminate.

Every corporations post and page should be filled with hatred and disdain, toxicity heretofore unfound online.

Finally, those fucking oncologists have had it too good for too long. To the dumpster bin of history with you!

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