I would be so hyped to run into these two in a dungeon.

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

There’s always picking up a game at the local tavern!

(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)

People want to feel like they’re in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷‍♂️

Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.

The mighty DM has spoken!

At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn’t care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a “historically accurate” DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.

Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there’s a vendor selling “sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut.” The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a “historically accurate” setting.

(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren’t eaten in that configuration.)

I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that’s really sweet. It shows they’re emotionally invested in the game. Don’t have the lich counterspell it.

Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!

The top tier of bard instruments, a cello

“I have 30 passive perception.”

“So no one can ambush us?”

blank look.

“… so no one can ambush us, right?”

Unfortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

Fortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

(Where is the kenku? Is he safe? Is he… alright?)

Did Konsi clear Varre’s questline in Elden Ring?

This is the deep lore, kept secret from all of us.

Cheers to the captain, who is yelling “No surrender!” as his comrades charge a smol priestess and her pet rabbit.

His level of extra is commendable.

Nothing strange here. The guy just thought he was talking to a sentient crate. Happens all the time.

They do indeed look like a band of plucky adventurers with questionable ethics.