This reminds me of the time when I was like twelve and I decided at like 2pm that I really wanted some private time in my bedroom. Like, time was a-wastin’… Problem was, my bedroom door didn’t lock and my mother was home. Fortunately, mom was outside doing some yard work. Unfortunately, I was a fucking idiot and decided the best way to deter her from walking in on me would be to go find her in the yard and announce to her just how very incredibly tired I was, and how important it was that I take a nap right at this instant, and how it would be best that she not come into my room and disturb me from my slumber so that I may enjoy this important time of sanctuary.

Fortunately, mom didn’t walk in on me jerking off, but I remember her expression incredibly well.

I have a few relatives who seem incapable of understanding that miraculously high-definition photos from the 1800s containing never-before-seen imagery of lumberjacks posing with 12ft. tall sasquatches could possibly be inauthentic. .

This reminds me of the anonymous confession thing that made it’s rounds on Facebook several years back. My cousin would post links to his every day with messages like, “Let’s see what you’ve got” or “Give me your worst” attached to it. I suspect he was desperately fishing for compliments, or hoping for anonymous love confessions from the girls he was flirting with, as he would also post scrambled love letters on his wall that he must have figured these girls had time to sit down and eagerly unscramble (ie; I VELO UYO YLSHAE RMOE NTHA HTE UNS VELOS TEH ONOM). I always made sure to anonymously let him know what a stupid, annoying fuck he was being.

This is me every time I host a 3-4 player game of tabletop Talisman. Sure, we’ll use the Ice Queen ending and purge the Frostmarch cards for a more straight-forward game. Base game and The Reaper. No corner boards. Should have a victor within a couple of hours.

The clock strikes midnight.

Wow, I finally gained a strength counter! What a wonderful start this has been for the ol’ Druid. Glad I still pick him every time because of those two games that went really well six years ago.

Bet it still runs great, though. Was using a 4A up until last year, and had the camera lens not allowed dust into it constantly and ruined my shots, I’d probably still be using it.

Pixel 7 with Android, Nova Launcher Prime.