It’s how I market my sperm…

Dirty fuckers.

Your Car Is Tracking You. Abusive Partners May Be, Too.

The survivors of Mars would have been a small number of billionaires and their hangers on. Martian Elon Musk couldn’t resist the temptation to be treated like a god.

Calling it now: eventually we’ll find that Martians fucked up their planet so utterly that their only resort was to come to Earth.