Ah yes. The Jack of all trades master of none approach. Well I guess we’re the masters of smiting

That’s a semi abserd front line multi-class

Wouldn’t that character get super nerfed fast? Even at an even split of class levels you’ll be half the class level of the rest of the party, with only hp/proficiency keeping up.

Baldur’s gate didn’t really introduce them. It was a house rule so common it may as well been an optional rule.

Yes

Guess what I named an Underground Warehouse

If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

26 words. “He’s” is two words.

What does old school RuneScape have to do with tabletop games?

Bear totem barbarian bbegs are the bane of every party. Fireball? So that’s 26 damage… Halved.

I want the first one but with high magic. Do you know how compelling the story can be when you’re fighting racist oppressors who have access to ‘Wish’?

Fizban’s treasury of dragons has stats for an avatar of Bahamut. When it ‘dies’ it comes back to life and hits everything it wants too for 100 radiant damage and is now stronger (Fizban’s introduced greatwyrms and avatars of Tiamat and Bahamut are suped up versions of those)

I have a hard enough time finding people and a schedule for mainstream games. Where the hell am I going to find people who want to GURP with me?

What’s that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

POTION SELLER!

It’s at least 7 sessions unless you’re constantly dropping hints. Parties are stupid, I found the map in the goblin fort but I don’t think we ever looked at it.

To be fair we did have two goblins tied to ropes that we were using to check for traps.

My party is about to meet a young crystal dragon that is very much going to be an annoyingly clingy dog.

I believe antimemes being memes is a meme.

We’ve been here before

Wait, what took the air away?

It’s not in the quarry. It’s in an expected spot, but the DM will throw random stones (possibly even a magical one) at them for a few sessions.