My party is about to meet a young crystal dragon that is very much going to be an annoyingly clingy dog.
My party is about to meet a young crystal dragon that is very much going to be an annoyingly clingy dog.
I believe antimemes being memes is a meme.
We’ve been here before
Wait, what took the air away?
It’s not in the quarry. It’s in an expected spot, but the DM will throw random stones (possibly even a magical one) at them for a few sessions.
In a single stroke? With 1d4 damage?
If you have a wizard in your party, I guess.
Yeah my scrawny ass flew up that thing then let go from to top to fall into the big fluffy mat
As a DM I would probably assume the player was fucking with me (because that’s the mood in my friend groups)
But my response would be something like ‘fine, but realize not every adventure will be wheelchair accessible, you could hardly take a wheelchair into a goblin cave. The world is not naturally kind to disabled people and this world will not be adjusted for you character’
ELDRITCH BLAST
Ah UK English, that explains that. Sounds slightly sexual in American English.
“A rod you made for your own back”
Ummmm, that’s that’s an interesting turn of phrasr
It’s at least 7 sessions unless you’re constantly dropping hints. Parties are stupid, I found the map in the goblin fort but I don’t think we ever looked at it.
To be fair we did have two goblins tied to ropes that we were using to check for traps.