Xilabar the Dice Goblin

@ahdok
I think I am going to steal that rule for my campaign

@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn’t sink like metal Mario or anything like that.

@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this

My group’s campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.

@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there

Are we playing the same campaign? Lol

@aulin @Stamets that’s a very long orc name

@LoamImprovement @Anticorp I think you don’t understand how public arguments work

@Cethin pretty much every centripetal worth taking either deals damage, give combat advantages, or has a very useful effect like Light.

Essentially my hot take is that even Prestidigitation and Light should be a 1st level spell. Especially Light.

@Golett03 hot take: cantrips ruined spellcasting. Spells should take spell slots unless they are a ritual or granted by a magic item. If I could go back in time and make cantrips not a thing, I would

@mindbleach @Thisfox but didn’t he also train the rats to do his bidding while in his own dungeon, and then reveal at the end of the book that he actually had a secret escape tunnel built into those dungeons when he made them (meaning he simply stayed in his dungeon because he chose to)

Honestly, the lack of stuff makes me feel like I actually know this platform

@Afterpants It led to some very chaotic behavior from that character since

1. Player was mature rper who valued the experience of the other people at the table and very much wanted to see how everything tied together

2. Character was suddenly very aware that if the story ended, he would stop existing.

3. Player decided that the character’s moment of gnosis also allowed him to possess his irl body while in-character

The “nobody ever uses the bathroom in fiction unless something is sus” trope popped up in a Trail of Cthulhu campaign I ran back in high school. One of the PCs realized in a moment of Mythos-inflicted hysteria that he hadn’t used the bathroom in 9 months, which led to him slowly realizing that he was in an episodic work of fiction and would stop existing when the story was over

#callofcthulhu #coc #rpg #horror #lovecraft #toilet

That makes a lot of sense. Totally respect that.

How do you live like this

I always love it when religious characters put the social good above their own personal power. It makes me feel hopeful.

Aw man. Thought maybe the fun times were on here. I think I’ve started to forget about Reddit entirely

Hentai? Oh no! Where?

What happened in the fun times?