[She/They] A quiet, nerdy arctic fox who never knows what to put in the Bio section.

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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • “I cast longsword!”

    “Does the paladin’s piss count as holy water?”

    “You described the mech as being similar to a Gundam. So it’s a mobile suit? Does that mean I’m technically wearing it on my person?”

    “Watch out for the ass-grabbing ghosts!”

    “I struggle like a dog being given a pill.”

    “No, don’t activate your telepathy! I don’t want your mind-herpes!”

    “Wait, why is a duck that lays eggs named Mr. Quackers?” “Mr. Quackers can be whatever he wants!”

    “I cast Prestidigitation and pee his pants.”

    “Hey Nyarlathotep, wanna see something funny?”