Johanno

The barbarian has muscles! And the biggest one sits between his ears

And 2 bag of holding

AAAAWWWW KONSI!

What do you mean?! No bungee jumping without a rope was not a bad idea! I knew what I was doing!

You have us!

Start signing now!

Unzips and puts his dick into the cones.

What are we?

Muggers!

What do we do?

Mugging!

Let’s go and mugg the adventurer who just killed a dragon!

Woooow

This story is so cute

Technically correct

Well your easiest option would be to buy the another laptop.

Or you could just use a different hard drive and install Linux. (and switch back the old drive once you need to give it back)

But if the bios is password locked I don’t know what they might block in there