Well, you just gotta only allow one archetype per team, figure out a system for the players to draft their choice fairly, and then let the chips fall where they may.

By Odin’s beard, I wish that animated series set in 3008 could have worked out.

Picsart. I’d like something that can do a bit of photo editing, adjust brightness/contrast/curves, work with layers, and conveniently slap together collages, but that doesn’t interrupt me in between every other operation with an ad or a request to sign up for a subscription to the app.

Brienne of Tarth

10 out of 10

I mean… some kink shaming if you’re into necrophilia.

I feel like there might be an issue where the volume of each individual elephant is so much greater than each individual fly that you won’t just be pachybombarding one BBEG, but the entire area, including where the players are standing.

“Drenched from head to toe in the blood of your opponent, you stand over their crumpled body.”

“Sweet! I loot the corpse. What do you I find?”

“A small note: ‘Note to self: get cure for horrible blood plague.’”

“…fuck.”

which has been pirated.

You wouldn’t download a locomotive…

Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.

Tooth and Claw, by Jo Walton, although it’s kind of a Jane Austen novel written from the perspective of a dragon.

Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.

I like the ability to adjust playback speed. I listen to everything at 1.1 and it just feels like everyone tightened up their delivery a little bit and took out dead air. There was one podcast where the subject was interesting but the delivery was agonizingly slow, so I turned it all the way up to 1.5.

That’s a stolitical pance, not an alignment!

Wait, I’ve heard this story before!

This was the first version I saw.

This dude right here looks pretty cool

NO WAY!!

There’s a badass scene in the book This Immortal where a guy kills another guy with a sling.

DM: The enemy champion approaches. He is eight feet tall, fully armored, and a seasoned warrior.

David: I select my sling.

DM: Okay, so that does 1d4 bludgeoning damage–

David: Hang on, let me tell you about all my buffs and saved up Holy Favor points…

DM: -___-