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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
He’s only concerned because the bard is really hot and he’d totally be dtf
In 6 seconds, you only really have time to stick one in your mouth and light it. So now I assume he just has a smoke sticking out his mouth for the rest of combat, which is pretty sick
Well yea but they gave me a cool +1 sword that whispers cool things to me so im not complaining
Everytime I play BG3 I have the desire to become an unholy assasin of Bahl. Which is an issue because I’ve only played good playthroughs so far
How do you say her name? Is it pronounced “shawnan”?
Yea and the pile of bones and gore next to the chest is purely coincidental
The barbarian with relentless rage at 2 health:

Me playing a rogue with a tragic backstory who’s constantly looking over his shoulder so he doesn’t get stabbed in the back by the many enemies he has:

Complex? I find it quite simple
There was a player in my group who’s character name and real name were fairly similar, so I ended up calling him his character’s name a lot. Now he has a new character and I keep calling him by the old character’s name by mistake
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•When I ask the DM if rolling a 10 is enough to dodge a critical strike
6·10 months agoHe was finally able to pass his saving throw for the laughter… just for it to be recast a turn or 2 later
Number 1: my barbarian idea was just “funny Russian man with pet bear”, who dual weilds a hammer and sickle. I chose totem barbarian with a bear totem, and little did I realize that would make me practically invincible
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•"Let me hear it! Actually, on second thought..."
17·1 year agoIf you upcast vicious mockery enough, you get to power word kill
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•I suppose that doesn't hurt anything...
41·1 year agoOk so how much exp do I get for killing a hundred ants?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•"And, would you believe it, you find *another* rickety rope bridge over a pit of lava..."
6·2 years agoOh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!
Our DM (who is awesome and cool) has 2 campaigns going:
The main one for if we all are there
An episodic, side campaign if 1 or 2 people are missing
Was fighting a very very big enemy who could attack with claws, tail, and bite. When I (barbarian fighter) got bit, I didn’t even try to escape since it seemed safer inside. I ended up having to do enough damage before the creature realized I was a very spicey snack and threw me up


Im still figuring out what to do with it, but for now just file backup and maybe a minecraft server or something. It’d also be neat to host my own fedi instance or website. I’m largely doing this as a learning experience, and I’m not even sure what all i can do with a home server.
I know you can pretty much use any OS, but I’d rather start with something with more capabilities rather than have to switch the OS after setting up a bunch of stuff