Now I have the idea of a level 7 elf wizard but he’s also like level 20 fighter and he just wanted to re-spec
Now I have the idea of a level 7 elf wizard but he’s also like level 20 fighter and he just wanted to re-spec
“I rolled a 3”
guys come on the rabbit isn’t important
“AH-HA! I roll to attack the rabbit!”
this may be a bad choice, but it’s super funny and perfectly in-character. Fuck it we ball
I love the rickroll picture in the bathroom
The lizardfolk could be able to scarf an arm down as an action or maybe even a bonus action, but that dwarf might need some prep time
“Man I knew you shouldn’t have inscribed that shady scroll you bought in the alley”
Shut up, I dont need a life lesson, I need my spellbook to stop screaming
A young couple owning a house in this economy??
There’s a reason I’m not upgrading past windows 11. Hell I’ll install Linux before I upgrade to windows 11
It looks like it’s a band name, as the third result is from a channel with that exact name. Idk what the first search result is, but that second one seems vaguely related probably because the guy mentioned it in his silly short
My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!
Had a session where the DM used Power Word Kill on a party member… and one of our party members had a necklace that absorbed souls…
(It’s fine we were able to retrieve the soul and return it to his body, and now we have safeguards)
Immediately thought of hero’s feast, but fabricate works too
Oopsies, I can’t read haha!
Could be enhance ability: bears endurance
You’re telling me your muscles aren’t always at 100%?
My guy sleeps in his crown, that’s gotta be hella uncomfortable
Our party has the opposite, a cleric to the God of the abyss, and for the longest time I thought he was a warlock
Some poor soul is going to have to deal with lifelong trauma
Not the adventurer, they’ll forget all about it because they didn’t write any notes
Mom can we get a lair action?
No honey, we have a lair action at home
lair action at home:
Gonna be honest, I usually make my backstory like 2 or 3 sessions in, that way I get a feel for the character and can do something that makes sense. I usually start off with a rough idea, but I like incorporating themes from the story into my background