Number 1: my barbarian idea was just “funny Russian man with pet bear”, who dual weilds a hammer and sickle. I chose totem barbarian with a bear totem, and little did I realize that would make me practically invincible

If you upcast vicious mockery enough, you get to power word kill

Ok so how much exp do I get for killing a hundred ants?

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

Our DM (who is awesome and cool) has 2 campaigns going:

The main one for if we all are there

An episodic, side campaign if 1 or 2 people are missing

Was fighting a very very big enemy who could attack with claws, tail, and bite. When I (barbarian fighter) got bit, I didn’t even try to escape since it seemed safer inside. I ended up having to do enough damage before the creature realized I was a very spicey snack and threw me up

Gonna be honest, I usually make my backstory like 2 or 3 sessions in, that way I get a feel for the character and can do something that makes sense. I usually start off with a rough idea, but I like incorporating themes from the story into my background

Now I have the idea of a level 7 elf wizard but he’s also like level 20 fighter and he just wanted to re-spec

“I rolled a 3”

guys come on the rabbit isn’t important

“AH-HA! I roll to attack the rabbit!”

this may be a bad choice, but it’s super funny and perfectly in-character. Fuck it we ball

I love the rickroll picture in the bathroom

The lizardfolk could be able to scarf an arm down as an action or maybe even a bonus action, but that dwarf might need some prep time

“Man I knew you shouldn’t have inscribed that shady scroll you bought in the alley”

Shut up, I dont need a life lesson, I need my spellbook to stop screaming

A young couple owning a house in this economy??

There’s a reason I’m not upgrading past windows 11. Hell I’ll install Linux before I upgrade to windows 11

It looks like it’s a band name, as the third result is from a channel with that exact name. Idk what the first search result is, but that second one seems vaguely related probably because the guy mentioned it in his silly short

My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

Had a session where the DM used Power Word Kill on a party member… and one of our party members had a necklace that absorbed souls…

(It’s fine we were able to retrieve the soul and return it to his body, and now we have safeguards)

Immediately thought of hero’s feast, but fabricate works too