Stupid sexy Wolverine

I, too, visualized a giant game of Twister

My human monk got in a lot of hot water for throat chopping elves. She believed very strongly in having good manners.

BG3 is a porn sim

I always wondered if supervillains kept track of each other’s plots in case they needed to sabotage or interfere for their own ends. Not like Nazi Red Skull would be on friendly terms with former Jewish internment camp survivor Magneto.

Restart your phone beforehand so that it won’t accept biometrics

I’ve found Microsoft’s Bing/Copilot wonderful for making character art for my sessions

For some reason, the AI keeps making the drow look like a lightly tanned guy. I didn’t put more than a couple minutes into it.

There is an old movie called “Mom and Dad Save the World.” It’s pure entertainment.

The planet is full of idiots and one of their most dangerous weapons is the light grenade. Anyone who picks it up disappears in a bright flash. So, why would anyone ever pick up this well-known weapon? Because it says “Pick me up” on the side.

I heard wizards can have a dozen apprentices a year.

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If you get something for free, you are the product

But that’s not the American way

That’s what always bothers me about Harry Potter. Why haven’t wizards adopted guns?

It’s a group thing. Because everyone around you are collectively driving like assholes, your rate goes up to compensate

But were they paying their taxes on time?

I made Iron Man once with my artificer. My friends each also made Avengers stand-ins. It was great.

It’s a key component. You need other information, but the SSN is supposed to be secret.

The feat Pelvic Smite was too much.