Fey see me rollin’. They hatin’!

oooooh what are you going to do summon a zombie specter?!

Summons zombie 20 levels above yours.

Fuck…

Lae’zel got a good romp on my first play through. Took many skill checks.

STOP HAVING FUN! - The author

Steal millions of small artist works and no one bats an eye.

Steal works from a mega corp and everyone loses their minds.

“I’ve seen this once before when I was a rookie officer. This tiefling broke in and hung pictures of himself and his family all over the walls. Let’s sprinkle some stolen gold on him and get outta here.”