Cool, glad for y’all.

Hey, now that you’ve taken care of that, we’re having a little fascism problem here in America. We were wondering if you could, ya’know, return that little favor we did for ya in the 1940s?

No. It would be in character to give him money if his character wasn’t greedy or an asshole. It would also be in character for him to find the local Lord who overtaxed him into poverty, burn down his manor house, and steal his dog.

GM: You see a beggar in the snow, what do you do?

CN: I plink him in the face with copper pieces while making fun of him.

GM: Dafuq?

CN: Then when I run out of money I grab him and say “okay, it’s your turn, let’s switch places!”

GM: He freaks out and runs away.

CN: I chase him, sword out, and shout “Come back and be my friend you little broke bitch!”

My dream is one where exclusive and limited edition physical game content isn’t exclusive or limited anymore. Because you’re fucking over latecomers who don’t have $1k+ to spend on that shit a decade later, dipshits. At least make that stuff available digitally as PDF and STL files.

Also no more AI slop.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

Immortality in a intergalactic void sounds fun. Just because you don’t need to breathe does it mean it doesn’t hurt when you try and fail. Just because you don’t need to eat doesn’t need hunger isn’t a thing, same with thirst.

Have them come in and roll up new characters, then have the new characters go after their old ones.

Well it could eat them, but that’s boring. Instead you could start giving them attributes that seem positive at first, but then start to turn negative, until eventually they start to realize that they’re just being turned into shogoths.

I wonder where you live that that happened. In America you’re expected to say no, cashiers don’t care. They don’t get paid enough to.

Man I figured this shit out back in 1999. Boss didn’t care. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still using the same shitty, slow, obsolete system today.

Amazon, no Prime, when there are several shipping options. It routinely selects by default the one that costs money, even if the free option (if it exists) is only a single day later.

Why no, I would not like to pay $9 to get it by Wednesday, because Thursday is fine and it saves me $9. Now fucking stop trying to trick me into it.

This has a fair reason. If war were to break out the Chinese government could, hypothetically, hijack, kill, or break all their cars in the country.

This’ll last until somebody with a mask spray paints the cameras.

No I’m not.

Yeah like that won’t be bypassed in about 3 seconds.

Phrasing!

They would beam them into your brain if they could.

Sure. Let’s call them that.