No I’m not.

Yeah like that won’t be bypassed in about 3 seconds.

Phrasing!

They would beam them into your brain if they could.

Sure. Let’s call them that.

Hey if medieval humands have to put our offspring to work in the mines, army, and fields by age 10, those lazy-ass elves can abuse and exploit their kids too.

It’s not new, but yeah.

848 partners? Damn I hope y’all got tested.

Now name them all.

Not to be confused with the old 1 or 2e story of infinite troll meat in a can.

Some madlad once built a precision steel canister with a screw-top lid. Then after hacking up some trolls he stuffed a chunk of meat inside and closed it up. Then for did he’d open the lid, wait a second for the meat to grow out a little, then slice it clean off right into the cookfire before screwing the lid back on.

Classic d&d trolls were never to be hacked to pieces without burning unless you wanted like 10x as many the next day.

A modern iteration on a classic. Word of advice, never eat a grape that you know was a hill giant two combat rounds ago.

That would be great if they just got the LLM AI out of real search engines.

So their solution to a problem that their existing problem created is to use that problem to solve itself.

Well the OG Final Fantasy was directly based off of d&d, right down to the monsters and spell slot mechanics.

I can’t believe anyone did this. It’s totally random (within pool of participants). There’s a reason it went away. Is the equivalent of “I’m feeling lucky” but with a smaller pool. I guess I’d you like random it’s fine I guess?

Don’t feel sorry for the brain eaters.

No, his Int is gonna take a dive in exchange for being partially debuff-proof.

So I guess we’re wearing broken JPEGs now huh?

I will burn this dungeon to the ground, I SWEAR TO GAWD.

I guess I’ll just wear radium paint then.