Are we jokes to you?

Yeah I don’t think the Tumblr kids were cool enough to play D&D.

What could possibly go right.

Now I wonder what would happen if you coated together a super hydrophobic layer.

The begging is pathetic but not in the way we like.

Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop “slop.”

FTFY

It’s the land of the free in that we’re free to fuck off and die in a ditch and pay for the privilege.

It’s when everybody in class says “wake up Jim!” simultaneously, starting with the teacher. Used to happen to a kid I went to school with during like 2nd grade. The teacher was kind of a bitch. The kid grew out of it. I changed the kid’s name just in case.

Still not as bad as the guy who casts level 3 Testicular Torsion.

A good opportunity to ditch Meta if you’re still using it for some reason.

They’re called “broadsheets.”

No, they want you to buy another Roomba. Open your wallet, feed the capitalism machine

Okay fine, I’ll switch to my flying carousel pony.

This is cool and all but I can’t help but wonder why they went to the trouble to get them a squishy chair, of all things. Everywhere I’ve ever came to be just use whatever chairs were sitting around no matter the circumstances. Weird.

And that’s when old Charlie Brown said fuck it and became a gopnik.

Dude. You failed so hard with that guess.

I’m a Warforged barbarian with 8 Int who can turn into a dinosaur.

Spooky and scary.

GURPS, for one, depending on how the numbers measure up. D&d 3.5, if the crit range is broader than just a 20.

Wtf is wrong with his chest? Is he wearing a book under his shirt?