Perhaps even a mimic full of diamonds

Not if my clones win.

Then I’m the Godking father of the new galactic empire

“The room appears to be empty”

whoa there pardner

People who write “funny” error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

My dog tore up the remote so we were forced to use the roku app to control the tv.

Force your dog to watch ads as a punishment

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

Stop calling it fake, they were just playing a game of DnD². Instead of pretending to be wizards and tieflings going on an epic adventure , they pretend to be a bunch of regular people playing DnD. Campains usually consist of trying to get all the characters together for a game of DnD.

I myself play as a human (only race available) named Dave, who’s trying to find a balance between his work as an accountant and his hobby of playing DnD. In my last session I fumbled an extrovert skill check trying to order pizza for the group.

It’s all very meta

You can just tell me if you don’t wanna come to my parties anymore

Ain’t nothing wrong with supporting your wifes side hustle 😤🙏