Nah, paladins only really care about Str and Con, and it’s not like spellcasters are locked out of higher level spells anymore if they aren’t 18+ in a score. Go Str and balance Con and Wisdom and you’re good.
If the DMs an old person you can even ask them to use Wisdom for the Paladin spells if you take Oath of the Ancients and spin it like that, 3.0 edition and older dms will probably agree out of pure nostalgia.
Alternatively, flex build for someone using roll for stats that got good rolls.
Yeah I don’t think gender fluidity or legal name changes are going to confuse the fey.
Unless the setting says it does because you got them on the technicality, DM call.
I’m a big fan of neat rocks tbh, if there’s not a quartz in there that I will immediately forget the origins of I’m not interested
But it says he gets free aeons, he can be just like Yuna
Shoulda picked Oath of the Ancients noob
And settings that, ten years after you get done with them and liked the whole thing based purely on the characters, make you go “wait, that was actually super racist and more than a little pedophilic”
Then you find out about the child abuse charges and some things start making more sense.
Or, my personal least favorite, actually interesting premise followed through on then absolutely ruined by horny weeb nonsense.
As a horny almost-weeb it’s the nonsense I’m mostly offended by, to be clear.
I wonder if winged rhinos would kill each other more or less than land rhinos?
Either way, in absolute awe at the idea of your character walking along like an idiot and triggering the charge instinct of those units
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Sexually_Identify_as_an_Attack_Helicopter
Would unironically. Also might be a little “Don’t Write About the Torment Nexus”
Or a wig
So, just like a human teenager, there’s a difference between physical maturity, mental maturity, and the age their brain finishes developing?
Regardless, the threat to call their parents is still valid and players should absolutely do it if they have an elven teenager PC
Well this is RPG memes and 100 is when an elf is considered an adult in DnD so
That is how it works (legally and culturally)
Of course it’s also a medievalish world and they didn’t care that it ruined brain development. I guess you might argue that dwarves and elves would though, particularly since a brain damaged drunken youth is going to be a problem for a lot longer
Because social maladjustment and terminally online are synonyms
I don’t think murder for convenience and self gain is a neutral trait even if you only do it as a sometimes treat
Only to the damned
It’s not a mistake native speakers would make unintentionally but I absolutely understand the ESL problems and, full disclosure, still have to remind myself about the rules for possessives.
It looks wrong and the system is wrong I will not apologize for or be bound by the failures of dead dudes
Some murderhobos are on NG+ and already know the attack patterns (statistics)
I’d call the Sword Coast more “Western Europe following the collapse of the Western Roman Empire if that happened a thousand years later than it did and it happened all at once because of magic and also it’s been 1800 years since then but for some reason no one’s centralized power beyond the city state level or improved military or magical technology and THEN an actual real God got killed and everything got fucked until it was decided that was dumb and a mistake let’s pretend it didn’t happen”
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Okay maybe the Wild West metaphor is simpler.
That doesn’t count because they’re right
I’d believe this if every generation didn’t say the exact same thing, if the very premise that there’s an upward trend is flawed, and they didn’t have a picture of a Gen Alpha at the latest in the headline.