Can’t say America bad in NCD, can’t say China bad on .ml

Them’s the breaks. Not sure what any of this has to do with privacy though

Or he’s just greedy

Looking out for the little homies

returns to monkey

Everyone thinks their takes are right or they wouldn’t have them

I’m not familiar with the modern rules. Can mages still go insane from levitating a Kleenex in front of normies?

Oh, wow, someone exaggerated a situation in an internet comment.

Everyone knows you get a culture for an animal bite and then write a prescription for the single species of bacteria infecting the wound. It’s just procedure! Same for tick bites, definitely not just writing out amoxicillin and calling it a day, gotta wait two weeks and send in some blood work first to give the Lyme disease time to settle in and show up nice and clean.

Sure we do, bro.

As someone that has worked in healthcare and knows what ER staff see every day:

Lol, bet?

And all treated with broad spectrum antibiotics so…

His DM: “I don’t believe you. Bite me. HARD. 😈”

In DnD it’s because most undead are damned and tortured souls enslaved by dark magic to the bidding of their twisted masters.

The skellingtons are looking at you, the real you, the core of your very existence with their soul eyeballs. And they hate you, because you are alive, and they aren’t just dead, they’re being tortured every moment of their existence.

But, hey, tell me more about your perfect medieval civilization built on raising zombie field hands.

/Jokekilling

The Sword Coast setting is essentially a post-collapse setting where monsters are an existential threat (in theory). There are no longer villages every 5k because only the best and safest lands are worth farming.

In theory. Though I guess you could argue the Sword Coast is also kind of a metaphor for American colonization? The barbarian tribes certainly have Native American coding going on at times.

Sir, this is serious business. Please take your absurd fantasies elsewhere.

Goddamnit

“Dang, my character has some sweet augs, I’m a one man army, time to take on the corpos!”

corpos bring a real army and then hit you with an orbital particle weapon

Yeah the real secret about 5.0 is that all classes are broken and OP, and the nice thing about BG3 is that they do the math for you.

Astarion learned to play in AD&D

That’s a reference I haven’t seen in a long time.

Fire Emblem has a couple bangers too. And some less so.