Yeah I’m really not getting what people don’t understand about the divine intervention here.

Dead baby -> Pls help, my actually existing god -> Live baby -> The debt must be paid

Hopefully this clears things up for the confused

Just read that scene last week, actually. I forgot Gandalf’s cope entirely.

“I was trying to so hard to remember obscure lore I forgot we weren’t all paranoid psychos in those days”

Or when the awkward friend wants to play a bard and the butterfly plays a fighter with CHA as a dump stat, then becomes the face anyways because they love roleplaying and can manipulate the GM IRL

Girl to the right of Grandpa Serial Killer

Unless it’s a state actor.

Well I just paid $3 for it so I won’t be able to complain too much

Them: “We’ll be taking advice from the community!!!”

Me: Oh no. Oh well, Pathfinder it is!

I get tired of being so right all of the time

Barbarian/Rogue is actually a pretty solid adventuring multi class tbh. Which is as it should be, as it’s what Conan is.

Very much the opposite of a min-max build, more of a “It’s just a rogue with melee staying power or a barbarian with more skills” kind of thing but that’s good.

Plus, you might be able to talk your DM into letting you lock pick chests with a STR check like Kratos.

Thiel, Musk, Zuck, and Bezos among others.

It’s beyond parody that you’d pretend Republicans aren’t owned by corporate and tech interests, I quite frankly don’t believe he believes it.

Not with the obesity rates among the conservative base.

fails the roll anyways

Grognards are people that play old war gaming systems and complain about new things.

They’re exactly the sort of person that wants to hear “play Warhammer Fantasy.”

Elves are just posh by default.

Can’t say America bad in NCD, can’t say China bad on .ml

Them’s the breaks. Not sure what any of this has to do with privacy though

Or he’s just greedy

Looking out for the little homies

returns to monkey

Everyone thinks their takes are right or they wouldn’t have them

I’m not familiar with the modern rules. Can mages still go insane from levitating a Kleenex in front of normies?