It even smells like the ocean!

It’s time to blow up the f#*!ing ocean!!!

We will cure racism through genetic purity!

I remember him making that face, but I can’t recall what it was in reaction to

Does anyone know?

Or when I wild shaped to swim directly down the throat of the leviathan

And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it’s all over

For every wizard you see, there’s a hundred in the walls that you don’t

For me, it’s not about risking my pride, it’s risking running a shitty game.

I’m not a good DM. I’m not creative, I don’t know how to balance shit, and I don’t have time to craft any sort of compelling story.

I’m only doing it so that our forever DM can have an opportunity to play the game. So if I drop 40 bucks on a module, I sure as shit want it to hold my hand through it so that I don’t ruin it.

Or a mask. As long as he doesn’t cut his tongue in the little slit

It’s even worse than that.

Most people aren’t playing TTRPGs at all, so the ability is extremely limited.

I think I spend too much time on the Internet, because ‘bird shit’ was not my first guess…

Man, I just like rolling dice and doing silly voices…

I’ve always liked this skill check reference guide.

It does put free climbing an unknotted rope at 15.

A knotted rope or a rope+wall to brace against is set at 5.

This is the second time in the last week I’ve been told I should watch this series.

I think it’s a sign

It should!

The wording of the feature is that you can cause a number of creatures you can see to auto save on the throw and take no damage if they would have taken half.

NPCs are creatures.

Sounds like your DM was being a dick

Warlock with Devil’s Sight: “You have no power here…”

Star Wars

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I took it to mean the DM was going to start throwing all the Herculean labors at them, then have the characters wife accidentally poison him, so that he burns himself alive on his own pyre.

The jagged seam is its mouth.

Just a visual cue that the object is actually the mimic