This RAM is your RAM

This RAM is my RAM

Trump is makin a big steaming bowl of “pad Thai” in his depends as we speak

Narco-state mom

Cheep cheep cheep flap flap flap really prepared me for wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle clap clap clap clap

Everyone knows it ain’t trickin’ if you got it (self care)

Ass health also requires good blood flow. Hang in there champ!

MS paint still with a niche following

The monsters are real, and they are us 60 kilobees

Sickos: Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

Welcome to the wengbang

You know, I would do anything for love (but I won’t do that)

Thousands of walk-button Hitlers out there committing one Holocaust of presses every 90 minutes and NO TRIBUNALS???! Make it make sense

It shoots a slippery white gel from its undercarriage to cause crimilals to slip up and get confused and trapped and hnnnngh

I hope they meet the cyclops who teaches them that the real Odyssey is the the power of friendship

One of those online critics said that they have smelly butts and they sniff each others butts and like it

Some practical points if it helps:

Transcription is about 93% accurate or so, maybe a bit less when we have dinner in a noisy restaurant.

I didn’t notice they were techno-glasses until about 90 minutes into the first time hanging, but that’s probably just me being inattentive haha. Homie has had cochlear implants & already navigates the hearing world fairly well.

Still prefers subtitles or closed captions.

The one good use I’ve seen: member of my fam has been deaf since childhood and recently got glasses that transcribe conversations

Asteroideez nuts

Get one of them sign language moneys and see if they start asking for tiny bananas

The CO tells us it’s from an alien civilization that fell asleep in their basement and never woke up