When you’ve got an enormous cello case on your back you just become a target for drunk people to yell stuff (that’s the only blowjob offer I’ve had off it though)

One time I was walking along in the evening with my cello on my back, group of drunk girls pass me by on the other side of the road

One yells “I’ll give you a blowy if I can play your guitar”

I shout back “it’s a cello and I’m gay, sorry!”, they all lose it laughing, felt good

Yeah you’re right - I presupposed there was a right answer and worked backwards

B

The four answers sum to 100%, so on average each answer has a 25% chance of being right, and 25% is two of the options so you have a 50% chance of picking one of those