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Cake day: August 15th, 2026

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  • everyone else seems to be slugging H20 from 40-ounce Stanley tumblers

    It just occurred to me that all these people lugging around Stanleys or whatever, I wonder what percentage of them have something other than water in there? 🤔 Sugary drinks, energy drinks, alcohol? Y’know there’s a non-zero chance that some people are merely MASQUERADING as hydrohomies.





  • There are ways to make beach time enjoyable. 1) Remember it’s a rare place we’re legally allowed to lay around half naked in public & just loiter doing nothing, and it’s normal & expected behavior. 2) There’s water nearby to cool off & play. 3) Bring things to keep yourself comfortable: blankets towels chairs shade music food beverages whatever. 4) Don’t be a pasty bloated whale-like human. Being fit & healthy makes for a good time everywhere you go, 24/7/365.