This incident will be reported

… but why?

Alt title: Reddit looking to steal value from their millions of free users

Because water is held in cloud storage

Do you have a Facebook/instagram account where you have marked your GF as your GF or tagged your GF in a lot of photos? More likely than not, Meta pays attention to those connections and shows ads to people it deems close to you based on your browsing history. And remember that Meta tracks user actions beyond what they do on Meta sites.