I got a Potion of Resist Arrest!

https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8

That gets sampled in the song All Paladins Are Bastards

https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8

Makes sense, especially when you consider that John the Baptist was an Apocalyptic Jew who played a foundational role in The Christ’s contemporary education.

No, but he does yell, “In the name of my Mother, I will defeat you again!” Seemingly randomly in combat.

Is there an actual plot to Mimi, or is she just a complete chaos goblin?

I read that as “Hellboard” which sounds like an awesome mashup between Tony Hawk Pro Skater, and Brutal Legend

If there isn’t a mod to fix that, that also matches the original tone of the game, I’ll eat my hat. Or maybe give modding another go…

“I leave a 3”×5" notecard which reads, ‘Congratulations! You have been part of a successful excersize to Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location, courtesy of <Insert Moniker of Choice Here>’"

So glad that my rogue and bard never did that when the party was paying attention. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to have to pull the fighter off the rogue for corrupting her baby brother. Or more accurately summon something strong enough to pull her off.

Yarrr

Plot twist, they can summon Captain Prime Material as a group summon, but they all have to concentrate on it to keep the summon around

Our baked in reason to work together was that the wizard pays well for the jobs that we did, and the wizard was just crazy enough to do things like: tell kings to “fuck off, and get her likeness correct on the wanted posters before she razes your castle to the ground.” And get away with it. It was entertaining to see what she could get away with

Even better, just have that inscribed on the ballista bolt/arrow/the flying tree.

My favorite dragon encounter was a dragon that I still don’t know the species of. The damn thing was puce. My DM didn’t want us to have any meta knowledge.

It was fun though because of how we got to, and dealt with, said dragon. Dragon was in a mountain lair that, when scryed upon it was revealed, was full of traps and minions.

My wizard figured out that she had just enough 8th and 9th level spell slots to cast Xorn Movement, and Improved Invisibility on the entire party (no invisibility on herself though), and still have 2 casts of Unfailing Missiles (9th level spell she created). We successfully snuck into the dragons lair, and took positions. Our monk was ready to grapple its tail, our rogue was ready to backstab, and was flying because he had a magic item, our cleric was prepping Harm,and our fighter was annoyed that I put her behind myself.

I tapped said sleeping dragon on the nose, and said in Draconic, “Wakey wakey.” The dragon opened its mouth to use whatever breath weapon it had, and I said, “That’s not a good idea, that will just make me and my friends angry.”

The dragon then realized I was speaking draconic and parlayed with us. We explained that we didn’t even want to be there, but the gods had tasked us with the eviction of the few dragons that weren’t supposed to be on this particular prime material plane in the first place. We also explained that we had brought with us 20 empty bags of holding, and would prefer to relocate them off the plane to a plane of their choice. Thankfully that dragon took the deal. The other three ended up with their souls in rather large black diamonds, that the God of Knowledge had provided us.

Yay! New Konsi!

Congratulations on your wedding!

Alien interference? What does that term mean here, or are you joking? I’ve not come across this in networking before.

https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/comic/934-look-no-hands/

They don’t even need hands.

I submitted a FOIA request for my character’s backstory in a campaign only to find out that the wizards had redacted the incidents I wanted to know about.

What have I missed?

Dinosaur comics is the master of text to lack of visuals. Subnormality us another text heavy strip that I used to read.