Hmmm. Going after the shape shifter who took the shape of an ex / current partner and romanced her but then swindled her on something like an elopement. But the party doesn’t know it yet, so they go after the ex but along the way we realize the real ex is innocent , so the ex joins they party.

Don’t want to cast a few fireballs first?

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Im envisioning a quest involving a singing bush and the summoning of the invisible swordsman.

Some say that trooper cracked the shits with Dark Helmet then and there and vowed to leave the first chance he could get. Shortle after, he got a commission in Starfleet before finding his way to the Delta Quadrant.

I propose anyone playing one adopt a house rule that Outback Mages can use Lamingtons and Yeast Extract (combined with bread) in a manner similar to healing positions.

Edit: and maybe consider creating an Outback Barbarian class with a primary weapon of a wooden club made of willow and can sometimes deal ranged damage by using the club to propel a fist sized spherical rock that someone (typically another party member) has to throw at them…

Nah bro, she’s a distant relo. After her town got harassed by a bunch of Lazer kiwis from the South, she got on the blower saying she’s comin’ over and they need to summon some of Australia’s greatest warriors.

I was chuffed, but she explained it wasn’t me and we had to get some Emu plumes. Once we have enough for her to summon a mob, she’ll disappear from here faster than Harold Holt.

Dodads and thingamajimmys!, Bonza!!. And I’ll grab some Jandals and a Chilly Bin for my Cuz. She’s been after a new home for her Ice Elemental. If I shout if for her, she should let me keep a few tinnies in there too.