I feel like the fey would be the first to know and have safeguards against this trick.

This is the type of story that makes me happy I play with relatively normal people.

I’m not sure if I’m a furry or I’m just attracted to any hourglass body with ass and tits 🤷

I mean, if it Forgotten Realms. You’re probably considered an Elven Adult once you no longer dream of Avandor- they’re depression era.

This has serious “then everyone clapped” energy.

Honestly, with how things are right now politically - FAIR!

Let me roll some silly dice as a silly little guy while I ignore the prelude to another world war.

My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.

I’m not jealous AT ALL!