I envision after being tired of “standing” the child will recline back with the chest strap, and jamming the metal bar directly on the vertibre with their full body weight.

Ouchie.

As someone who has never been able to get into DnD I never realized that pathfinder is different. I always assumed it was a sub-company for wotc.

It reminds me of the Office episode where Michaels GPS is like “take the next left” so he starts driving into a lake.