"Dude, it’s a sleeping dragon. If I wake it up, it’ll just be pissed at me. If I try and do anything while it’s asleep, I’m scum. I get the horny bard jokes, but I’m a little offended you think so little of me.
Besides, the spell only lasts 1 round. I can easily go 6 seconds without fucking. I just think about your god and I go flaccid."
The movie doesn’t actually show if she was asleep or not when Donkey first encountered her. She had her eyes closed and then opened it very quickly, immediately pulling back and breathing fire at him as he fled. She was pissed at him.
"Dude, it’s a sleeping dragon. If I wake it up, it’ll just be pissed at me. If I try and do anything while it’s asleep, I’m scum. I get the horny bard jokes, but I’m a little offended you think so little of me.
Besides, the spell only lasts 1 round. I can easily go 6 seconds without fucking. I just think about your god and I go flaccid."
All this is true unless your Bard’s named “Donkay”.
The movie doesn’t actually show if she was asleep or not when Donkey first encountered her. She had her eyes closed and then opened it very quickly, immediately pulling back and breathing fire at him as he fled. She was pissed at him.
Boom. Spell complete