i like how they apostrophe’d slonkin’ but not fuckin

https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/ for more

you might enjoy paperback paradise

never tried it, but it looks simple enough–paste a phone number into whatever you’re signing up for and see if it gets a SMS. just remember that bogus temp phone numbers might be accessible by anyone–don’t make any “real” non-throwaway accts with it

https://quackr.io/

just make a burner acct on proton mail and use that to log in

the party of “small government,” once again, wants the government to police everything you do with your own junk