Pete wants rock hard cocks from sea to shining sea. Glistening, veiny, throbbing, and FULLY erect. Give Pete bricked up dicks, or give him death. It’s super fucking hetero, godammit. He’s totally into tits and pussy, but he wants those giant, stiff peckers at full fucking mast. AMERICA.

And inside my house, I have been loudly feasting on pizza.

That’s a shame.

Scientists engaging in standard research activities. Not sure why we need the overdramatic headline, but this is the NYT. Maybe they should interview some MAGA dipshits in a diner to see what their thoughts are.