no need. just get arrested for (not convicted of) a felony and they will do that part for you

or have some idiot family member who thought 23 & me was a novel and fun idea

the cops?

would you build a house out of soft bricks? no… they don’t exist.
bricking is permanently fucking it up. as useful as a phone as a brick. aka a paper weight

bottom.or.top

those are clearly F-16s headed to the Ukraine and then Russia

the guy that was convinced apples could cure his cancer?