Iron Lynx

Also a Dwarf game: German Simulator games, with none of the jank.

Tabaxi game: Fruit Ninja.

Literally, just that.

Skeleton wizards are liches.

Officially, pretty much.

Unofficially, there’s someone who’s designed liches for each player class.

(sigh) priorititties…

I know I love a character if I end up building a world around them. Which in the case of my cat, I’m absolutely doing.

The Artificer at one of my tables has an All-Purpose Tool, that they regularly use to slot in cantrips. Their go-to is of course Eldritch Blast. I ran the numbers, and that has effects similar to a pistol. So I commented in our group chat that “Functionally speaking, $Artificer.name has a gun.”

Charisma is more than just how hot you are.

This. While “seduction” is not technically a skill, that could fit under Persuasion or Deception, depending on how you go about it, and this still leaves Performance and Intimidation, soooooo…

As someone who almost suffered a 1st level TPK at the hands of a pack of wolves:

Dude.

Uncool.

My thought?

The factory grows. This is good. You must shut up and let the factory grow. The factory grows. The factory must grow.

He could have them loaded onto a USB stick and delivered by a mate. Or onto a MicroSD and delivered by carrier pigeon. Or recorded onto tape and driven in by express courier from the next city over. After all, don’t underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape drives hurtling down the highway.

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

Holy music stops

Horny music starts

How’s this related to the gender ratio in the Dungeons & Dragons community?

Ehhh… Where’d that come from?

Where are the toilets?

(…) Or a room has holes dug dropping into an underground river. Or just a really deep pit, or a convenient portal to the Abyss LOL.

Or to the Underdark. The Drow must hate the dungeon occupants…

Do you happen to also use Arch?

Invert it for when the party that’s a Cleric, an Artificer and two Druids gets expanded with a Barbarian 😛

You know I like my characters when they show up as “I don’t have a backstory” and you get so invested in them that they end up with “I have, like, seven characters with full sheets who are all linked to this character, and a whole culture to their site of origin.”

Source: Ask me about my Tabaxi (-… acutally, Tabaxi is its own plural)

Mountain of dead bards‽

NECROMANCER: *heavy breathing*

That cheesy dashing in & out sounds great until one player has the Sentinel feat and is right after the boss in the turn order 😛