

If it looks like a slop and sounds like a slop…


If it looks like a slop and sounds like a slop…
But then how would they track their high score?
It should be classified as a sign of mental illness. If I had half of a billion dollars I wouldn’t work another day in my life and the general public would never hear from me. These fuckers have more money than they could ever spend and still desperately want more.
Each peasent can only pass the magnet once every 6s, as they can only do so on their turn.
Also, this is a universe with magic in it. A level 0 sorcerer can endlessly cast the cantrip “shape water” to move a turbine for infinite free energy. For less work (but more training) the level 2 spell “Heat Metal” can be cast on a boiler.
Barbarian just ripped the head off of one of the guards, you think the other guard is going to be able to arrest them?
“Answer our questions or you’re next.”
My favorite take on this:

The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
Only with the proper feats


Sorry, I didn’t prioritize over the weekend checking in with my stalker.


Stalking is an unhealthy form of obsession.


Considering you are the sole downvote on all of my comments it’s doubtful we inhabit the same circles.
But if you want to spend your time following me around that’s less time you’re spending posting useless unhelpful comments, so that’s fine by me.


Hey @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world, your yawning emojis aren’t very convincing when I see that you are still actively following my account.


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Yes, did you try just telling people what kind of server instead of leaving passive aggressive replies?
Is there an alternative to Google maps that has traffic updates? I want to avoid Google where possible, but last week Google maps warned me about an accident on the highway and saved me being stuck in it for hours.