"There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity.

And the shepherd’s boy says, ‘There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.’

You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird."

For an RP heavy session, do “Measure of a Man” with a warforged as Data. PCs are their advocate. See how long it takes someone to notice.

That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.

How the fuck did we not get Tanuki in WotR instead of Kitsune? This is bonkers amazing, and better be included if Owlcat does another one.

Think of the unbridled roleplay potential.

Also maybe take Artificer to build yourself an iron lung.

The other reference you need besides the backstory of the Gith schism is Chris Rock’s infamous routine from his 1996 special Bring the Pain, which I will not link but is all the info you need to find it.

Good-aligned characters within 100 feet of the sign get a +10 bonus to nature checks. Touching the emblem allows the user to summon Smokey the Bear 1/day for 10 rounds. Smokey uses Bardic Inspiration at 10th level to assist the user in fighting forest fires and fire elementals.

This reminds me of HOL (Human Occupied Landfill), which I’ve read about but haven’t played.

Anyway, it has stats like Meat, Feet, and Mouth, and skills like “That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit”, “Pilot Starship and Chew Gum at the Same Time”, “Whining Until You Get What You Want”, and “Turn Radios Into Howitzers”.

I realized after a moment that they simply meant “everyone in the castle attacks you”, but my first thought was of the castle itself rising up as a mecha like Alexander from FF9.

…could you have a castle mimic?

“If you ask me, that headless fella’s actually the lucky one.”

“Why do you say that?”

“He doesn’t have to watch the rest of this show!”

OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!

When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!

But now that I’m grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don’t give a shiiiit!

Undercommon is just really thick Australian accent.

All I can think of is Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons as a cultist.

“Cthulhu ah… R’lyeh wgah’nagl… er, ah… fhtagn!”

Jarnathan?

So like, the spooky version of clapping Tinkerbell back to life?