• 📛Maven@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      Probably the worst thing my family has ever overheard was me yelling, “It’s not genocide, they’re short!”, in a lilting Irish accent, as we discussed collapsing a mountain on some gnomes.

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    1 year ago

    My wife once walked in on the middle of an online DND session right when I was getting slapped across the face by the cock of a half man half ox, because a moment prior i used invisible mage hand to pants him in front of the queen, for reasons…… I genuinely don’t remember why I did that but it seemed like a good idea at the time. He took offense to this of course

    I couldn’t really explain it to her

  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    This reminds me of when my players have seen two kids playing in the city map and 1 of them wanned to throw them into the river just because he could, i’m happy he is not in the next campain